In the Next Few Weeks It Happens Again That the Boy and the Lover Are in the Closet Together
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07-14-201308:30 PM #941
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Prancercise LLC.....I tin can't find that in the BIOS...
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07-17-201312:17 PM #942
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I promise I volition blood brother. .. if u will do the same for me .. ummm pinkish tights ?? tu-tu .. twirl Viz twirl .. ooooh my.
Originally Posted by HiVizMan
[im go'n video of information technology though first. of form i'll mail information technology, worry not.]
I just hope this doesn't become a 'kraze' .. fifty senior citizens in a park first affair in the morning ..
I'm still picturing the camera person with 'her music', speakers, camera, walking backwards ... had to be quite a sight.
-------------------------------I was reminded of this the other day ...
Last fall while visiting my slightly dyslexic friend,
I walked in to find him painting his ballocks black with shoe polish ...
I said, 'No brother, y'all are suppose to set your Clock Back!' .c.Last edited by chrsplmr; 07-17-2013 at 12:41 PM.
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07-17-201312:33 PM #943
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OMG!
I recall, I will stick to my bike...
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07-17-201312:38 PM #944
AntiMatter Guru ROG Assortment
A adult female is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 twelvemonth old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's married man too comes habitation. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the lilliputian male child is in
in that location already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yep, information technology is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That'due south squeamish."
Boy - "Want to buy information technology?"
Human being - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad'due south outside."
Human - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the cupboard together.
Male child - "Dark in here."
Homo - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball game glove."
The lover remembering the terminal time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Homo - "Fine."
A few days subsequently, the begetter says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let'south go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I tin't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Male child - "$ane,000"
The male parent says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends similar
that...that is style more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you lot to church and brand you confess."They become to the church and the father makes the piffling boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.The boy says, "Dark in hither."
The priest says, "Don't get-go that once again."
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07-17-201301:38 PM #945
ROG Guru: Diamond Belt Assortment
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07-18-201302:xv AM #946
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@HiViz...don't kickoff exercising. The last thing nosotros need is for the ROG community to quit solving problems, and you to become head honcho of a forum total of guys with as well much muscle pressing downwardly on the encephalon...
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07-25-201309:45 AM #947
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Lolz.. Seriously! Viz, I gauge we need to put a Parental advisory warning before watching the video..
Originally Posted by chrsplmr
:P CPU: Intel i5 3570k OC'd to 4.6GHz @1.170V; Mobo: MVG; GPU: Zotac 1070 mini OC'd to +210MHz/+205MHz; Memory: 8GB (2X4GB dual aqueduct) Corsair Vengeance 1333Mhz 9-10-9-T2; SSD: Samsung 840 pro; HDD: 1TB WD Dark-green 6Gbps; PSU: Corsair GS 600w; Case: Bitfenix Merc Alpha: Hybrid Octane in progress ; Cooler: Corsair H80 closed loop cooling @ high contour;
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A lot of epic Fail videos are fabricated before 1 ballsy WIN video is made
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07-25-201309:50 AM #948
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ha ha ha..
Originally Posted by chrsplmr
Pink tights and, boots! Lmao..
CPU: Intel i5 3570k OC'd to 4.6GHz @1.170V; Mobo: MVG; GPU: Zotac 1070 mini OC'd to +210MHz/+205MHz; Memory: 8GB (2X4GB dual channel) Corsair Vengeance 1333Mhz 9-10-ix-T2; SSD: Samsung 840 pro; HDD: 1TB WD Greenish 6Gbps; PSU: Corsair GS 600w; Case: Bitfenix Merc Alpha: Hybrid Octane in progress ; Cooler: Corsair H80 airtight loop cooling @ loftier contour;
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A lot of ballsy FAIL videos are made before one ballsy WIN video is fabricated
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07-26-201303:xviii PM #949
AntiMatter Guru ROG Array
A married man and wife were walking in the woods late one night.
The married woman said, "I get so scared walking in here in the nighttime."
The husband answered, "How do y'all recollect I feel? I got to walk out of here alone."I went for a job interview and said, let me ask You a question.
If we were traveling at the speed of calorie-free in a auto and turned
on the headlights, would annihilation happen?
The interviewer said, i don't know.
I said, Sorry, I can't work for you so. [steven wright]Last edited by chrsplmr; 07-26-2013 at 03:thirty PM.
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07-27-201301:39 AM #950
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Respond: the beam of light would announced to move out ahead at 186000 miles/sec relative to you, if my understanding of relativity is correct - the speed of light is abiding in all reference frames.
Originally Posted by chrsplmr
Source: https://rog.asus.com/forum/showthread.php?10964-Sharing-Laughs/page95
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