In the Next Few Weeks It Happens Again That the Boy and the Lover Are in the Closet Together

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    Prancercise LLC.....I tin can't find that in the BIOS...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HiVizMan View Post

    Chris if you lot ever ever see me doing prancercise just shoot me at that place so. And so shoot me over again to make certain I am done.

    I promise I volition blood brother. .. if u will do the same for me .. ummm pinkish tights ?? tu-tu .. twirl Viz twirl .. ooooh my.
    [im go'n video of information technology though first. of form i'll mail information technology, worry not.]
    I just hope this doesn't become a 'kraze' .. fifty senior citizens in a park first affair in the morning ..
    I'm still picturing the camera person with 'her music', speakers, camera, walking backwards ... had to be quite a sight.
    -------------------------------

    I was reminded of this the other day ...

    Last fall while visiting my slightly dyslexic friend,
    I walked in to find him painting his ballocks black with shoe polish ...
    I said, 'No brother, y'all are suppose to set your Clock Back!' .c.

    Last edited by chrsplmr; 07-17-2013 at 12:41 PM.

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    OMG!

    I recall, I will stick to my bike...


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    A adult female is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
    work. Her 9 twelvemonth old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's married man too comes habitation. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the lilliputian male child is in
    in that location already.
    The little boy says, "Dark in here."
    The man says, "Yep, information technology is."
    Boy - "I have a baseball."
    Man - "That'due south squeamish."
    Boy - "Want to buy information technology?"
    Human being - "No, thanks."
    Boy - "My dad'due south outside."
    Human - "OK, how much?"
    Boy - "$250"
    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
    in the cupboard together.
    Male child - "Dark in here."
    Homo - "Yes, it is."
    Boy - "I have a baseball game glove."
    The lover remembering the terminal time, asks the boy, "How much?"
    Boy - "$750"
    Homo - "Fine."
    A few days subsequently, the begetter says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let'south go
    outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I tin't, I sold my
    baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
    for?"
    Male child - "$ane,000"
    The male parent says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends similar
    that...that is style more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you lot to church and brand you confess."

    They become to the church and the father makes the piffling boy sit in the
    confession booth and he closes the door.

    The boy says, "Dark in hither."

    The priest says, "Don't get-go that once again."


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    @HiViz...don't kickoff exercising. The last thing nosotros need is for the ROG community to quit solving problems, and you to become head honcho of a forum total of guys with as well much muscle pressing downwardly on the encephalon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrsplmr View Post

    I kept picturing HiViz doing this and explaining it to the police every bit they surrounded him with nets.
    specially the part 'better in infinite than in your face up'. hahaha

    [side notation: hats off though to the camera person for no falling lao.].c.

    Lolz.. Seriously! Viz, I gauge we need to put a Parental advisory warning before watching the video.. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrsplmr View Post

    I hope I will blood brother. .. if u will do the same for me .. ummm pinkish tights ?? tu-tu .. twirl Viz twirl .. ooooh my.
    [im get'n video of it though kickoff. of grade i'll post it, worry non.]
    I just hope this doesn't get a 'kraze' .. 50 senior citizens in a park first thing in the morning ..
    I'm even so picturing the camera person with 'her music', speakers, camera, walking backwards ... had to be quite a sight.

    ha ha ha.. Pink tights and, boots! Lmao..

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    A married man and wife were walking in the woods late one night.
    The married woman said, "I get so scared walking in here in the nighttime."
    The husband answered, "How do y'all recollect I feel? I got to walk out of here alone."

    I went for a job interview and said, let me ask You a question.
    If we were traveling at the speed of calorie-free in a auto and turned
    on the headlights, would annihilation happen?
    The interviewer said, i don't know.
    I said, Sorry, I can't work for you so. [steven wright]

    Last edited by chrsplmr; 07-26-2013 at 03:thirty PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrsplmr View Post

    I went for a job interview and said, let me inquire You a question.
    If nosotros were traveling at the speed of light in a car and turned
    on the headlights, would anything happen?
    The interviewer said, i don't know.
    I said, Sorry, I can't work for you then. [steven wright]

    Respond: the beam of light would announced to move out ahead at 186000 miles/sec relative to you, if my understanding of relativity is correct - the speed of light is abiding in all reference frames.

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